Avatar, Has Sci-fi Found Its Heaven's Gate? 443
brumgrunt writes "Den Of Geek wonders if James Cameron's Avatar is heading for a fall, and if it will even be a science fiction film, off the back of the previews shown last week. It writes: 'It seems in Avatar that all this gee-whiz science is merely there to draw the "old crowd" in and provide some kind of rationale for a brightly-coloured fantasy-world which reflects the most emetic of the artwork plastered over teenage girls' MySpace pages.'"
Story? (Score:5, Insightful)
Wait, what is this story? Looks like some editorial about how Avatar won't be good.
Re:Story? (Score:4, Insightful)
In other news, the internet, James Cameron, and the world at large carries on despite the ramblings of some poor little guy who got beaten in middle school by a crowd of little girls wielding Lisa Frank binders.
Re:Story? (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, I don't understand the Heaven's Gate reference. Are the developers going to commit mass suicide?
Re:Story? (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Story? (Score:5, Informative)
Heaven's Gate [imdb.com], 1980, Michael Cimino, starring Kris Kristofferson, Christopher Walken, Sam Waterston et al. Important not just because it was bad, but because it was the third most expensive film of 1980, at $35 million (in that year, Empire Strikes Back was made for $18 million), and failed so stupendously that it is now remembered as one of those few rare bombs that are so terrible that they actually bankrupt the studio that made them; see also Battlefield Earth, Masters of the Universe (or Superman 4, both did Cannon in), and Cutthroat Island.
The implication of a comparison to Heaven's Gate is that it is not only terrible, but so hideously expensive ($237 million) that it could bankrupt Fox. Which almost happened once before [wikipedia.org].
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At least they saved money by using an installed-by-default font in the logo.
That's only for the sneak preview- they're using Comic Sans for the final release.
Heaven's Gate? (Score:4, Funny)
Uhhh...the movie is supposed to convince people to dress in identical black shirts and sweat pants, brand new black-and-white Nike Windrunner athletic shoes, and armband patches reading "Avatar Away Team" before committing suicide by mixing barbituates with vodka and plastic bags?
If Rocky Horror Picture Show didn't induce that type of cult-like following -- though it was damn close -- I have a hard time imagining Avatar will.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven's_Gate_(religious_group) [wikipedia.org]
Re:Heaven's Gate? (Score:4, Informative)
No, it's about the disastrously overproduced movie of the same name.
Re:Heaven's Gate? (Score:5, Informative)
Because Heaven's Gate is the cinematic disaster by which all others are judged. Not only was it a critical failure and a box office debacle, it wiped out an Academy Award winning director's career, put an entire studio out of business, and removed the Western as a major film genre. It also scared studios into taking more control over movies, which has led to the "overproduced pieces of crap" that plague the industry today.
Oh, and it was first.
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wikipedia says:
The film's production was plagued by cost and time overruns, negative press, and rumors about the director's allegedly overbearing directorial style.
Interesting. That's what they said about Titanic. I always prefer to take a wait-and-see attitude towards these things, because often the initial rumors are wrong.
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Science stories without science are just Futuristic fantasy (like Star Wars). Which is fine if you like fantasy, but I do think they should advertise these things more accurately. Don't label a Fantasy story with the word science if there's no science in it. That's a bit like advertising "orange juice" but forgetting to include the or
Re:Heaven's Gate? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Heaven's Gate? (Score:4, Interesting)
How about a reference to Howard Hughes and "The Conqueror" to really go back a while and screw people up.
Not only was it expensive, hated by critics, and nose dived at the box office, many people who worked on it died years later because they filmed it upwind of the Nevada nuclear test site.
OR... (Score:5, Insightful)
Or, Avatar will completely whip ass and this and all other negative critiques will be laughed at and/or forgotten.
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I think all of the championing is more about the CGI and 3D filming, rather than the story. It is amazing how great the movie looks, even if the story is most likely going to be underwhelming. The fact that many studios are already talking about scrapping making 2d movies and instead want to gear towards 3D shows that it is already having an impact in the film industry even before it has hit theaters.
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I hadn't seen the trailer until this article came up. Went to Apple and watched the HD version.
A couple of impressions from that:
1) It looks good. IMAX and 3D...could be amazing. Overcoming the palette dimming of 3D projection will be very important.
2) I gathered the story was a grunt got "embedded" with the native populace and was faced with fighting his own race. Gee, Hollywood's never done THAT story before! Still, it was clear there was a plot, a story, and stuff that blowed up real good, so this may do
Only On Slashdot (Score:4, Insightful)
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And Joss is actually thought of as a creative genius.
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Joss Whedon is a derivative hack who can't help be defile every thing he touches with some sort of adolescent fantasy involving shitty, super-powered, little girls. Then his shows get canceled and the fucker throws a tantrum a 7 year old would envy, killing off all the likable characters and pile driving what little story there was face first into the fucking ground.
Re:Only On Slashdot (Score:5, Insightful)
>>>Joss Whedon is a derivative hack who can't help be defile every thing he touches with some sort of adolescent fantasy involving shitty, super-powered, little girls.
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Now now. Whedon's not that bad. First-off they're not little girls - they're young women. Second produced two excellent shows (Buffy, Angel), a decent show (Firefly), and a mediocre show (Dollhouse). That's better than a lot of his colleagues. Gene Roddenberry did no better (one hit wonder) and neither did J.Michael Straczynski (another one-hitter) or Michael Pillar (DS9 and BSG). It's simply not possible to make EVERY show a hit. Whedon has no reason to feel shame.
I have noticed though that Whedon seems to have a foot fetish. ;-)
He spends a lot of time focusing his camera on women's feet.
Well nobody's perfect.
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I'd rather have my butt hair plucked out than watch Joss Whedon's work. The man can throw elephant dung at a screen and his fans will marvel at how original it was he used elephant dung... as opposed to horse dung like all the other "wannabes". Y
Re:Only On Slashdot (Score:4, Funny)
If you've ever seen the size of a pile of elephant dung, you'd understand why people marvel that he used elephant dung.
I mean, just look at the size [team-bhp.com] of the toilet that is needed!
District 9 (Score:3, Interesting)
I was going to say this, but of course you beat me to it. District 9 is one of the most legitimate serious science fiction / extrapolative fiction movies I've seen in a long, long time - things you usually only get in books. A limited number of fantastical assumptions, and then the exploration of the very rational ramifications of those assumptions.
And it was made on a relative shoestring, and the effects are perfect -- and the acting is amazing. But if you're expecting a 100% crazy action/effects movie
My nominee for (Score:3, Insightful)
"Most Snarky Use of the Word 'Emetic [medterms.com]'"
And, may I add, perfectly appropriate and accurate, when used in reference to a huge proportion of the great wasteland that is MySpace.
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And, may I add, perfectly...
The word you're looking for here is "Cromulent" [reference.com]
All the whiners have is a teaser trailer (Score:5, Informative)
So are we now judging a book by its cover? Thanks but no thanks, I'll wait until I see all the reviews on rottentomatoes before making judgement. Something tells me critics who have actually seen the movie and know how to write and think about film might be a better barometer than random nerd on the internet.
Funny how the synopsis mocks teenage girls, but we dont mock teenage fanboys who loudly declare "FAIL" after just seeing a teaser trailer. Seems thats the more odious habit.
Ironically, the teaser trailer has done its job: its got everyone talking. So little an investment for so much publicity.
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I saw the trailer (not the full preview, just the trailer), and I was not impressed by the animation. The way the lion-like thing moves is completely unnatural and it looks like it's made from plastic. The movements of the blue people was also off at various points. At several points I guess they got stuck in the uncanny valley.
If it were a game, I'd say it had great graphics. But as a film it was just not convincing to me.
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Ironically, the teaser trailer has done its job: its got everyone talking. So little an investment for so much publicity.
Irony doesn't work that way!
And you know, everyone was talking about how awful Pluto Nash was going to be, too.
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Yes. We judge movies by their trailers. Directors and producers want us to. It's the trailer that gets people to buy the ticket.
When was the last time a theater gave you a refund because a movie was shitty?
It's not the fanboys who are declaring fail.
It's the people who actually like science fiction, and were fucking sick of hearing about AVATAR. Now we see that it's really a piece of shit. We have the fucking right to mock and taunt, because we've put up with shitty hype for ages.
The trailer got people
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Yeah, this is only the second time I've heard anything about it, the previous one being a slashdot article saying essentially "this might be really cool."
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It's the trailer that gets people to buy the ticket, but it's humanly impossible to judge a movie by its trailer. Trailers are made to be as generic as possible to appeal to the broadest possible audience and sell the most tickets. All trailers are made up of the same basic elements to make as many people want to see the movie as possible. There's the vet in a wheel-chair to appeal
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"No wireless. Less space than a nomad. Lame."
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So are we now judging a book by its cover? Thanks but no thanks, I'll wait until I see all the reviews on rottentomatoes before making judgement.
Well now I feel stupid, I was going to wait until seeing it myself before making up my mind. Guess it is easier to cut out the middle man and get my opinions from experts like everyone else. That way, I too can be an individual!
Puhlease! (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Puhlease! (Score:5, Insightful)
We can investigate the fundamentals of the universe, the big bang and quantum physics, but we are yet to fully understand every step in the process of photosynthesis - one of the most widely used processes in life on this planet.
Just two examples.
Re:Puhlease! (Score:5, Insightful)
Not all technological advancement happens at a steady, conformal pace - we can send probes to other worlds, put men in space, travel across the face of the earth in hours and yet we still rely on physicians making judgement calls about diagnoses?
We can investigate the fundamentals of the universe, the big bang and quantum physics, but we are yet to fully understand every step in the process of photosynthesis - one of the most widely used processes in life on this planet.
Yeah, but being able to understand genetics enough to create an avatar and remote link a mind to it seems to imply a very strong understanding of biology. The level of ridiculousness here would be like saying "Ok, so they have cyborgs in this universe, ones capable of passing for human, the AI's are very advanced, yet they still have people manually flying aircraft and driving vehicles, not just out of a sense of nostalgia but because it can't be done...Wait a sec!"
People were complaining about Firefly's wild west aspect with office towers and spaceships on one planet and nothing but horses and six-shooters on another. Well, we do have some pretty wild differences on this planet. Just look at the range of human technology depicted in District 9, cell phones in shanty towns. I could make a good argument that a farmer who has no certain access to outside resources would prefer an ox to a tractor since an ox is easier to fuel, two oxen can make more oxen, etc. A tractor could represent a recurring expense he cannot afford. And then to really blow your mind, he could use a solar-powered laptop with GPS to plot the lay of his fields. Hey, the laptop works for a long time if you don't break it and the sun's free...
Re:Puhlease! (Score:4, Interesting)
Cell phones in shanty towns do exist now. In fact, there is a company in Kenya marketing ones that can be recharged by solar power. And even in the third world, EVERYONE has bad ass cell phones. Maybe not shoes, running water or electricity, but they have that.
And they do prefer animals for precisely that reason; gas is expensive, grass is everywhere.
Sometimes, weird developments actually occur in the real world, so why not in imaginary one?
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We can repair the body, or build a new body, but the brain has given up and thinks that the fixed or new body is still broken.
And we can't fix brains, we just know how to move them. It's like you fucking nerds installing a CPU. You don't know shit about how it works, and you could never fucking make one - you just know how to plug it in.
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At least that's the shitty argument the fucking furries will throw at you.
Re:Puhlease! (Score:5, Funny)
They even tried the Main Deflector Dish, but the spinal capacitance field blocked it.
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And yet we can't repair a paralyzed human body? Fail.
I think that part of plot line is just dumb simply because you can come up with a thousand reasons why someone wouldn't want to use their real body.
I mean your chance of dying in an accident goes to near zero once you stop going outdoors and not to mention its just more efficient to travel around.
But to say people only use avatar's because they are paralyzed is silly. People will do it because they want to, not because they have to.
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Why is that strange?
There are plenty of examples in real life now where it is easier to create something from anew than to repair it. Easier/cheaper.
Let's take an extreme example... an 'I' beam used in construction. We can stamp those out by the hundreds, easy-peasy. But the moment an x-ray detects a crack in one, do we repair it? Heck no - it's way more difficult, and expensive, to repair that than it is to simply make a new 'I' beam.
Perhaps a medical example is in order... see that story on the front
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Based off the director's own words... (Score:5, Interesting)
The first hit I got was "James Cameron: Yes, 'Avatar' is 'Dances with Wolves' in space
At this point, it would have to be really damn good for me to see it. I don't need blue aliens telling me how bad White Manifest Destiney was in the United States. But I definitely don't need the overtones of insert-enlightened-human-here going in and saving the tribe^H^H^H^H^H by becoming it's leader, which is what the director was talking about.
Just say'n.
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Not only did he say that "Avatar" was "Dances with Wolves" in space, he then said he was trying to make it something that Rudyard Kipling might have written. I just don't see how his concept makes a good movie, but then again I don't understand the popularity of Quentin Tarantino movies either.
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What's awful is it totally misses what made Dances with Wolves not suck, and it went right for a whole load of imperialistic garbage. The dialog would have to be really ****ing good to make
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Kevin Costner???
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RedGreen said it best,
Edgar Montrose: That native actor in Dances With Wolves was really good, they shoulda given him the Oscar.
:)
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What does "Just say'n" mean?
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Dunno, but I bet that fucker's a Goa'uld.
Re:Based off the director's own words... (Score:4, Funny)
This looks like Dances with Wolves in Space
I want this movie to succeed only so that it may have a Broadway adaptation and then later become a traveling figure skating exhibit. I mean, who wouldn't want to see "River Dances with Wolves in Space on Ice?"
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Wouldn't that be "Suffocates Wolves"?
PST! (Score:3, Informative)
It is actually an action-based SF 3D movie.
NOT a political/ecological diatribe about "how bad White Manifest Destiney was in the United States.".
Because you are such a fan of Google-based-deduction, try this search string: avatar after seeing IMAX preview [google.com].
You know... opinions of the people who actually saw the 3D footage in 3D - and a little more of it than a chopped up teaser trailer.
!aang, eh? (Score:2, Interesting)
I'm more excited about the Last Airbender, to be perfectly honest, so "Avatar" in the thread title always gets me...
I think people should stop nit-picking about Avatar being science fiction... yes, it is science fiction.
What????? (Score:2)
""It seems in Avatar that all this gee-whiz science is merely there to draw the 'old crowd' in and provide some kind of rationale for a brightly-coloured fantasy-world which reflects the most emetic of the artwork plastered over teenage girls' MySpace pages"
That's stupid....everyone knows that teenage girls use facebook and twitter now..NOT myspace. Duh,
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What the fuck is twitter? I'm still trying to figure out this whole Prodigy and AOL stuff.
Could Pixar do better than James Cameron? (Score:2)
Honestly, I doubt it. Their entire catalog is skewed towards a younger demographic, and their recent announcements have indicated a trend towards sequelitis.
I think the tougher question is why they've never taken it upon themselves to take a chance with a more mature (PG-13 to R rated) offering. Most of their profits are realized through merchandizing, so anything they can't stick on a lunchbox, backpack, bedspread, or turn into little plastic figurine is off the table. The most Avatar can hope for is so
Re:Could Pixar do better than James Cameron? (Score:4, Insightful)
Strange. When I see halo-Warthog type vehicles, dropships, and tall blue aliens, the first thing that comes to my mind is how much this movie was built to be made into toys.
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Because historically, PG movies make more money.
Quick article translation (Score:2)
Sexist bastard. :P (Score:4, Insightful)
"...which reflects the most emetic of the artwork plastered over teenage girls' MySpace pages"
Ever since Twilight came out and fangirling became mainstream, the response by so many boys has been dismissive and derisive. But in a room full of boys talking about World of Warcraft nobody flinches. It's a double standard.
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Why name it Avatar? (Score:2)
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Except that James Cameron has been dreaming up this idea for going on a decade and a half. The Anime has only been in existance since it's conception in 2001 and wasn't on TV until 2005. James Cameron wrote a lite-script for Avatar in 1995.
male chauvanism? (Score:4, Insightful)
sure... while teenage boys' fantasies get exalted into "real sci-fi"? (like, say the recent star trek movie?) mayhap den of geek should adjust his testosterone obsession by reading ursula le guin, c. j. cherryh, octavia butler, dorris lessing, joanna rush, emma bull, oh and heck, anne mccaffrey. i can't help but imagine that it would nicely leaven the quality of questions about sci-fi he poses.
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I HOPE IT FAILS (Score:2)
And the studios will finally force James Cameron to make Titanic II.
Three words: (Score:5, Insightful)
James F*cking Cameron
Has he let us down up until now? Aliens, Terminator, T2, Abyss (not kick-ass amazing, but still a good flick), True Lies... you have to go back to Pirhana to get a stinker, and he was still cutting his chops, and he didn't write it.
And I don't know what trailer the critic watched, but I'm with Sam Worthington: "This is *GREAT*"
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One word: Titanic
Sure, it made a metric f*ckload of money and women around the world cried, but it was a crap story. In the shadow of 1500 people dying needlessly in the freezing waters of the North Atlantic as a result of corporate short-sightedness and greed and societal dispassion for the poor working-class, we get some bullshit "love story" with sappy, contrived prose. Just thinking about final dialog between Rose and Dawson - while hundreds drowned and froze - stil
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Sci-Fi (Score:2)
Star Wars isn't sci fi? (Score:2)
I'm sorry, I must be out of the loop? Since when is Star Wars not sci-fi? Is there a real empire? A real rebel alliance? A real death star, force, tie fighters, x-wing fighters, light saber, etc?
main character paralyzed (Score:2, Redundant)
If they have this type of technology - why not just cure the paralysis. So it smells like a plot hole that the director is ignoring in the pursuit of a cinematic vision.
I'll still watch it just out of curiosity.
Thundercats Ho! (Score:2)
All I could think of watching this trailer was that it looked like a rip-off of Thundercats.
cameron has been here before (Score:3, Insightful)
http://www.avclub.com/articles/inventory-eight-surefire-fiascoes-that-unexpectedl,1532/ [avclub.com]
titanic was way over budget and plenty in hollywood were sharpening the knives and whispering about cameron's "heaven's gate"... in 1997
it didn't turn out that way. so many teenage girls around the world seeing that movie 10 times in a row. the guy hit one out of the ballpark
but there's another guy who took a dubious premise and knocked one out of the ballpark... and then went even more ambitious and wound up with a career killing flop
i am (ironically, since avatar is, as so many have noted, just dances with wolves in space [slashdot.org]) talking about kevin costner and his way over budget little personal project called dances with wolves that so many had rejected throughout the 1980s and he staked so much on career-wise
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dances_with_wolves#Production [wikipedia.org]
then what happened after gaining so much legitimacy in the face of so much doubt? kevin costner followed up with waterworld
gulp
his career was never the same after that flop (even though, personally, i never thought it was a bad movie, it was enjoyable, just somewhat flawed, but not repulsively so)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waterworld#Box_office_and_reception [wikipedia.org]
so, to conclude
titanic : cameron = dances with wolves : costner
? avatar : cameron = waterworld : costner ?
no man is immune to hubris. avatar may very well be cameron's undoing. but then again, avoid the counsel of anyone who is certain avatar will kill cameron's career. no one knows yet, and anyone who "knows" certainly suffers from the same deadly hubris
Simplistic messages. (Score:5, Interesting)
While I'm very interested in watching the movie, at this point Avatar looks like it's going to feature the same old contrived storyline featured in sci-fi over the last decade: humanity and industrialization are evil and nature and those connected to it are good. There's been this tendency to depict humans are awful, uncaring monsters.
It's reminiscent of District 9 where humans and the multinational corporation central to the story were so over-the-top evil it was almost comical. I will add that I did very much enjoy District 9 as far as favorite sci-fi movies go for me it's near the top of the list. I can appreciate the point of the message and liked the impact, but I would have preferred it to not be so simplistic in it's worldview. There are multiple sides to every story and I'm fairly certain that in this day and age there would be a lot of outrage to see extraterrestrials being treated this way.
Basically, my point is while I do think we need to be reminded of the problems of the world I would prefer movies sophisticated in it's presentation. Sometimes I feel like these people in Hollywood are conflicted about the lavish lifestyles they enjoy and are trying to foist their guilt trips on us.
similar film called Surrogates coming out earlier (Score:3, Informative)
virtual reality cluster ion late 1990s (Score:3, Insightful)
a few thoughts (Score:5, Insightful)
1) It's James Cameron. Is this still Slashdot? Do I really have to explain who this is and why he deserves some credit?
2) IMAX 3D. It's phenomenal. Really, it is. The Avatar preview was one of the most exciting things I've seen, visually, in a long time. It was like playing Doom for the first time. Or the first time seeing bullet time in the Matrix. And I know what you're going to say, "a good film should be enjoyable on any medium". Sure, enjoyable. But would you say that a Rembrandt is just as enjoyable to watch as a monochrome poststamp reproduction? Or that you'd just as well listen to Pink Floyd over the telephone? No, it would ruin the experience. Cameron has always pushed the envelope both visually and technically. T2 and Aliens were mostly just very well designed and executed remakes of the original, mostly.
3) The plot. Most of us haven't read the screenplay. So we are basing our judgment on a two minute trailer. The premise of "Dances with Wolves" in space doesn't sound exciting, so what? It's exactly that; a premise. Most films are based on a simple premise, it's what you do with it that matters. I personally like the idea of a classic adventure film set it space, but maybe that's me. If you don't like a story about a young man who leaves his home planet to fight with a group of rebels against a technically seemingly superior power by tapping into some mythical power, so be it.
4) The trailer. I actually agree. I don't think it's well done at all. Too much slow-motion, which completely cripples the motion capture performance. After seeing it, I had serious doubts about going to the IMAX screening. I can only say, I'm glad I went.
Well, DUH... (Score:3, Insightful)
Didn't anyone actually watch the trailer? I don't mean the effects or the monsters, I mean the part where they announce it's from the director of 'Titanic'. Not the director of 'Terminator 2', or 'Aliens', or even 'Abyss'.
In that moment, it became obvious to me they're not targeting it to the sci-fi action crowd. Anyone who thinks they are will doubtless be disappointed.
Re:Avatar first-impression: (Score:5, Funny)
>third-rate fantasy masturbatory session for furries and other WoW-playing losers.
Err, you do know youre posting on slashdot, right?
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>third-rate fantasy masturbatory session for furries and other WoW-playing losers.
Err, you do know youre posting on slashdot, right?
That's why he posted AC.
Re:Avatar first-impression: (Score:5, Funny)
I once knew an "airbender". We called him "The Last Windbreaker". He claimed it had something to do with enzymes, and digestion. The breakdown of vegetable material in the greater intestine was mentioned.
As far as first impressions? He didn't make a good one - let's leave it at that.
Re:Avatar first-impression: (Score:5, Insightful)
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That was my first impression as well. It doesn't do much to convince me that the movie will be legitimate science-fiction, rather than fluffy science-fantasy, when the aliens are bright anime-blue with giant cartoon doe-eyes.
That said, it will probably sell like gangbusters for this very reason. However, it's absolutely not going to kill the science-fiction film genre. For proof, check District 9. One guy marketing something as sci-fi doesn't kill the legitimate movies for those who know what they're l
Re:Avatar first-impression: (Score:4, Funny)
That was my first impression as well. It doesn't do much to convince me that the movie will be legitimate science-fiction, rather than fluffy science-fantasy, when the aliens are bright anime-blue with giant cartoon doe-eyes.
And me thinking it was a furry kill fest. A chance to see those pests killed by the thousands by mechs and mowed down by machine guns while they moaned pitifully, waving their little bows and orangina bottles and fluttering those big eyelids before being crushed by gigantic robotic armored suits.
I too would have waited 10 or 15 years to get it just right. To get the fur to ripple just so as the metal squashes it into the mud.
And I was so eager to see it too... I'm so disappointed.
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Actually the mech wasn't the badguy, the humans running it just accidentally let out the bad guy by cutting up the tree he was magically imprisoned in.
What, why are you all looking at me like that?
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The Last Airbender Bending Rodriguez (Score:2, Funny)
I mean, it's based on the fantasy TV show of the same name that's on Nick, right?
Only if "Air Bender" is a new ball shoe endorsed by a Futurama character.
Re:"and if it will even be a science fiction film" (Score:5, Informative)
That's actually what I thought when I heard the title too. Except that's "Avatar: The Last Air Bender." And there is a movie coming out called "The Last Air Bender" which is based on that anime. This "Avatar" is unrelated to that one. Needless to say, I was still rather confused.
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This "Avatar" is unrelated to that one. Needless to say, I was still rather confused.
Even more so, here.
I've been playing old school (Pre-EA) Ultima, where every third schmo on the street greets you with something along the lines of:
"Avatar, you must save my son from the daemons!"
"Avatar, seek out the rune of Compassion!"
"Avatar, have you seen my daughter that I left in a tree stump last week?"
...So I understandably mis-parsed the article title "Avatar, Has Sci-fi Found Its Heaven's Gate?"
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No, they're two different things.
There is an Avatar (the Last Airbender) movie coming out as well.
Or did it already come out? I don't fucking know.
But they are both shitty, so no worries about getting them confused.
Re:Yes, it looks like crap (Score:5, Funny)
For a moment there I read this comment as "No one wants to see tall blue Elvis Ewoks", and I was about to argue most vehemently that that's exactly what I do want to see in a movie.
Re:Yes, it looks like crap (Score:5, Funny)
"No one wants to see tall blue Elvish Ewoks."
For a moment there I read this comment as "No one wants to see tall blue Elvis Ewoks", and I was about to argue most vehemently that that's exactly what I do want to see in a movie.
Naked tall blue Elvis Ewoks.
Oh, God, I just wrote "Watchmen II"
Re:Avatar will suck. For sure. (Score:5, Funny)
I was watching Matrix Reloaded last night and I realized that they probably won't make movies like that again.
And that's a bad thing because...?
Thirteenth Floor kicked the Matrix movies butt... (Score:3, Insightful)
You'll know the answer to that question when Avatar launches. Think before you type.
Let's see. The Matrix sequels laid a bit of Dan Brown pseudo-philosophy on top of a series of disconnected scenes strung together to show off the special effects. Avatar promises to lay a bit of cyberpunk/videogame explanations on a simplistic story to show off the special effects and set design. What's your point?
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